Big Tex

If you receive this nickname you are one badass mother fucker. This means ur the type of person to have a 12 inch dick and will fuck someone’s mother. Probably like to drink a few beer with ur bros. Then raise hell. You also like fast cars like camaros and corvette but you don’t fuck with pussy ass Ford. So if ur big tex you’re a badass.

Big Tex is a badass

by Bigtexbbo November 1, 2018

Big Tex

1. If you get this crazy but prestigious nickname, you're probably a total badass that owns 40 different types of guns, loves black jokes, hates Califruities, has a foot long dick, and takes massive shits that put all men to shame.

2. A general name for a massive shit, usually the size of a potato. Must have at least a 2" diameter and an 8" overall length to be classified as a Big Tex.

1. That's a LOT of guns.....
Of course, those belong to Big Tex.
2. Smells like someone took a Big Tex back there!
3. That's the biggest Tex I've ever seen.....

by ThreeSix May 10, 2011

Big Tex

It's a big statue of a cowboy that stands in the center of the Texas State Fair every year. It actually burned down last year, 2012. It was really scary...........

Friend1: What are you guys talking about?
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go?
Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex?
Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him?
Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down!
Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead-

by OhHeyThereIt'sEvelyn January 20, 2013

Big Texas

When you're having anal sex and you pull out and scream,"We struck oil!" or "Oil spill!"

I heard Dylan gave Josh a Big Texas.

by DoinUrMom November 17, 2012

Big Texan

The shit you make the morning after eating a big texas.

Nick: Jesus man your Big Texan smells terrible.
Tyler: yupp. Its not a good time.

by Team Texas April 2, 2009

Big Texan

Restaurant in Amarillo Texas located East of town on I-40 that advertises on all the major Interstates hundreds of miles in all directions. Their claim to fame is a FREE 72 oz. steak dinner (if eaten in one hour). Meal includes 72 oz steak, shrimp cocktail, roll, and baked potato. If you are unable to eat it, the cost is like $50.00. Well worth getting one of your friends to try it and if he fails, pay the $50 for him. It's worth $50 to see someone try to shit 4.5 pounds of beef, right???

Kid #1: "Hey, lets eat there dad."
Kid #2: "Yes, yes, yes." "Yeaaaa Big Texan."
Dad: "Ok, ok kids, settle the hell down before I pull the goddamn car over."
Kid #1: "You hungry grandma?"
Grandma: "Well, as a matter of fact I'm famished little Johnny"
Kid #2: ...snicker...
Kid #1: "Hey, whats that smell dad?"
Dad: "Thats Amarillo son."

An hour later....

Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, you did it!"
Grandma "I dont feel to well kids."
Kid #2: "Just wait till tomorrow Grandma." "Your gonna have 4.5 lbs of beef hangin out your ass!!!!"
Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, It'll feel like a Big Texan was in there!"
Kid #1 and #2: "Ha ha ha ha."
Dad: Get in the car you little bastards!"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

big texas

what people call Jake Gale's dick

girl 1: have you seen big Texas?
girl 2: OMG yes, it makes nick shaw look like "little rhode island"

by big tex the pussy slayer March 14, 2017