Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like
pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose
pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose
pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.
“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy
Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy
Day, got me missing my old girl
Chloe!”