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Big Man Syndrome 

Big Man Syndrome (BMS) is marked by delusions that because there's a girl willing to sleep with you and hang on your every word (hence being a "big man") that everyone else, particularly males, are equally enthusiastic supporters of the mindless bullshit you purport. Other symptoms include: unwillingness to listen or compromise, unreasonable demands you expect to be fulfilled and the belief everyone else shares your interests.
"Man, Sean won't shut the fuck up. Ever since he started dating what's-her-face he's had some serious big man syndrome."
Big Man Syndrome by H8 BIG MEN March 8, 2010
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Big Man Syndrome 

Big Man Syndrome (BMS) is when you are a bigger person and you feel the need to overpower a situation just because you are a big person. It can happen in someone that is fat or someone that is muscular, most commonly found in muscular people.
Someone hits the pingpong ball over the net really high and you know you can easily score but you hit it as hard as you can just because you have Big Man Syndrome.
Big Man Syndrome by Josh Gilbertson November 23, 2011

Big Man Syndrome 

When a small man (specifically under 6’) tells everyone he’s 6’+ and says his dick is 9” and has the circumference of a beer can

*warning: bringing this subject up to somebody with BMS makes them VERY angry*

(Nicholas kolchef)
Big Man Syndrome by Horsecawk March 29, 2021

little man big man syndrome

a cop , DA or any person that thinks is above anyone in earth. He thinks is God.
A power trip Cop or District attorney. Shorter men having alter ego when they are around other men to make up from being short.Little man big man syndrome.
little man big man syndrome by seous September 19, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026