Big Bax 

Big Bax is one of the most innocent wankas you will ever meet. His head is gold which boosts his running ability. Everybody loves a big bax except Big Bruce. Everybody needs a Big Bax inside them, especially leo galleywanka. If you have beef with Big Bax you will be run down, brutally bashed, raped and your family will be murdered. Although Big Bax is small in stature he is BIG in attitude. This golden-headed, beautiful character will always brighten you up, inside and out!

OMG IS THAT A bIG BAX, he's so hot
yo looke over there, there's one of those epic golden headed big bax's

Big Bax by anonymous September 4, 2022

Big Bax 

The most innocent wanka that you will ever meet. Big Bax is an epic lad with a golden head which boosts his long-distance running ability. If you get beef with Big Bax, also know as BB, you will be hunted down, bashed, raped, and your family will be murdered. Big Bax's have a tedancy to get sudden urges to chase balls and traumatize kids. Big Bax is such a great guy, everybody needs a big bax inside them. Big bax will brighten your day any day, inside and out. Big Bax tends to be friends with Ralfano and Galleywanka.

Yo, look it's a Big Bax, what a great guy.
No!!! I don't want to be bashed by Big Bax.

Big Bax by LaoDaMao September 4, 2022

Big Bax Funeral 

Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie

BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

When your daughter dies of cancer

and you cannot find the answer

Call Big Bax

Extra Tax

Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

Big Bax Funeral by augh123456789 September 7, 2022