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Nickelodeon's attempt at creating a "Jonas"-like show, it's more watchable since the annoying Jonas Brothers aren't in it, but it's not as watchable as the older nick shows. It basically stars these 4 guys who aren't even related, and they're in a band.

I bet you ten bucks that off camera, they're fagots always having foursomes.

It's basically a piece of shit from Nick's ass that they want us to munch on, well WE'RE NOT!

Ironically, the creator also created Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, an actually watchable show on Nick...
Uggh! This show fucking sucks so bad, I can't even write an example. Just watch Big Time Rush on Nick and suffer the consequences!
by therocker6 June 28, 2010
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A show on Nickelodeon that is one of the worst to come out, out of the recent shitty shows airing lately such as Zoey 101 or Jonas. It is about four flaming butt pummelers that somehow form a band even though they play hockey and do not sing. They get hired by some fat bald guy that will probably die from heart disease in a year or two and they have wacky anal adventures as a gay "Boy Band". Honestly this shows not watchable. *WARNING*: This show is not for people who enjoy comedy or are straight as it contains bad jokes, stupid show plots, as well as gay anal butt sex as soon as the cameras turn off.
Gay guy #1: Hey did you see Big Time Rush last night!

Gay guy #2: How could I not, I love when they wear eyeliner while they shove microphone stands up each others ass

Straight guy: Oh god, Im gonna throw up
by adfhdf March 17, 2011
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The most amazing tv show on Nick. Starring Kendall Schmidt James Malsow Carlos Pena and Logan Henderson. This is the best show ever and it's really funny. This show is for anybody between the ages of 4-21. They are amazing and anybody that says it sucks is just a hater and needs to get a life.
Person: "Hey have seen that show Big Time Rush?"

Person 2: "Yeah! Its amazing! I love it!"
by MyDearMaslow November 28, 2011
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A bunch of retarded gay guys that think they can get girls. Also think skinny jeans fedoras are the height of cool. Enjoy singing about being big superstars even though most peoople don't know their name, and if they even do its for being such cock sucking losers. Destroyed Nickeloden along with the shows True Jackson VP, Neds Declassified School Survial Guide, Drake and Josh, and Zoey 101.
retarded little boy- OMGEEE!! Did you see the new episode of Big Time Rush???? It was AMAZINGGGG!!!!

sensible person-*slaps little boy* don't ever say that again you retarded cocksucker lover.
by peoplewhohateyou August 20, 2010
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A show on Nickelodeon. Now, lets straighten some things out.

1. They aren't gay, they're ACTING.

2. The show IS kinda shitty. (1 point for you guys who think so)

3. The songs are actually not the worst, but not the best either.

4. The dudes are really sexy as fuck, man. I'm sorry, but they truly are.

You can put thumbs down all you want. This is how I see it.
Jamie: What up? U watch Big Time Rush last night?

Farrah: Yeah. The show kinda sucks, the songs aren't bad, but the only reason I even pay attention is because the guys are all sexy.

Jamie and me high five
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Big Time Rush for Beginners.

The biggest assholes on the fucking planet, from left to right: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.

Carlos Pena Jr., aka Latin Thunder. Actually, nobody calls him that, I just made that up. He may seem like an innocent motherfucker with that precious grin and those big brown eyes and his overuse of exclamation marks, but no. He’s an asshole.

James Maslow, aka the Token Jew. It’s easy to see why this flawless motherfucker is an asshole.

Kendall Schmidt, aka that stoner kid who somehow got into a boy band. He’s such an asshole there aren’t even words as to why.

Logan Henderson, aka that Texan kid that thinks he’s black and can’t spell worth a shit. This fucking asshole is a smug motherfucking asshole. The end.
Big Time Rush
Carlos Pena Jr.: He moves his hips like he’s getting paid, and that raspy, smooth voice of his will have your panties dropping before you know it.
James Maslow: He’s prettier than you are, just accept it. He’s got the face of an angel and the body of Adonis, and although he may seem totally humble and adorable in interviews and things, he’s just as big of an ass as the rest of them. His voice is perfection in audio form, and he can belt it like Whitney. He wouldn’t even have to ask.
Kendall Schmidt:He’s not the best dancer but damn if he can’t move his hips and do those pelvic thrusts like he’s been doing it all his life, and his voice isn’t the conventional “boy band” voice but fuck can he sing. Once he locks those bright green eyes with yours and flashes you that mischievous smirk that shows off those fucking dimples, that’s all it would take.
Logan Henderson: He’s awkward as hell when he dances but somehow manages to make it look sexy as fuck, and he has this accent that has your heart melting at how Southern he is, and his voice is raspy and light at the same time. This jackass knows all it would take is a flirtatious wink and a big, dimpled grin and you’d be naked before he could say, “Hey there cutie pie.”

In short, get the fuck out while you still can. They’ll ruin every expectation you’ve ever had in a man.

-coming from a 22 year old woman
by MayITouchYourFox June 15, 2012
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Big Time Rush Is A Potty Boy Band... In Which They Sing Songs With Lyrics That Don't Make Sense /Or Are Childish. New lyricists Maybe Hired If Under 5 Years Old.

A Breakdown Of The Members:
Kendall Pottysapa Muffin Man John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - The ugliest member who gets the most attention in the group and foresees the future of his band as good but it is not as they headed for a much needed breakup --- THEY SHIT.
James Forethessy Diamond - The ugliest member in the group who matches his face with Kendall's smelly feet. Also is the real son of the guy who acted like Gustavo who is some weird kid that they say the name of in the ads.
Carlos Pompom Pena - The ugliest member in the group and loves being stupid who loves to portray his realistic personality on tv that he carries outside of his show as well. (recently lost his helmet -- going crazy, went to grandma's house to get peace.)
Logan Hortance Henderson - The ugliest member in the group thinks he's smart but is not. He went crazy after he say this sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Mindblown that is was correct grammar and and English correct sentence.

Baffled by the sentence above they BTR group grew so much jealousy towards British boybands, soaked in their jealousy they peed their pants and retired.
Toby Maguire: I hate BTR
Henri: Big Time Rush is soiled
Rusher1: I love, and Big Time Rush is Potty
Rusher2: Me too... I eat their shit all the time!!
Rusher1: Me Too! Right on!!
Rusher2: Yaaaas!! Big Time Rush!!! Yaaaas!!!!
Directioner: Who even?
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by ZquadBelieber June 14, 2016
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