A bunch of retarded gay guys that think they can get girls. Also think skinny jeans fedoras are the height of cool. Enjoy singing about being big superstars even though most peoople don't know their name, and if they even do its for being such cock sucking losers. Destroyed Nickeloden along with the shows True Jackson VP, Neds Declassified School Survial Guide, Drake and Josh, and Zoey 101.
retarded little boy- OMGEEE!! Did you see the new episode of Big Time Rush???? It was AMAZINGGGG!!!!
sensible person-*slaps little boy* don't ever say that again you retarded cocksucker lover.
sensible person-*slaps little boy* don't ever say that again you retarded cocksucker lover.
by peoplewhohateyou August 20, 2010
Big Time Rush for Beginners.
The biggest assholes on the fucking planet, from left to right: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.
Carlos Pena Jr., aka Latin Thunder. Actually, nobody calls him that, I just made that up. He may seem like an innocent motherfucker with that precious grin and those big brown eyes and his overuse of exclamation marks, but no. He’s an asshole.
James Maslow, aka the Token Jew. It’s easy to see why this flawless motherfucker is an asshole.
Kendall Schmidt, aka that stoner kid who somehow got into a boy band. He’s such an asshole there aren’t even words as to why.
Logan Henderson, aka that Texan kid that thinks he’s black and can’t spell worth a shit. This fucking asshole is a smug motherfucking asshole. The end.
The biggest assholes on the fucking planet, from left to right: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.
Carlos Pena Jr., aka Latin Thunder. Actually, nobody calls him that, I just made that up. He may seem like an innocent motherfucker with that precious grin and those big brown eyes and his overuse of exclamation marks, but no. He’s an asshole.
James Maslow, aka the Token Jew. It’s easy to see why this flawless motherfucker is an asshole.
Kendall Schmidt, aka that stoner kid who somehow got into a boy band. He’s such an asshole there aren’t even words as to why.
Logan Henderson, aka that Texan kid that thinks he’s black and can’t spell worth a shit. This fucking asshole is a smug motherfucking asshole. The end.
Big Time Rush
Carlos Pena Jr.: He moves his hips like he’s getting paid, and that raspy, smooth voice of his will have your panties dropping before you know it.
James Maslow: He’s prettier than you are, just accept it. He’s got the face of an angel and the body of Adonis, and although he may seem totally humble and adorable in interviews and things, he’s just as big of an ass as the rest of them. His voice is perfection in audio form, and he can belt it like Whitney. He wouldn’t even have to ask.
Kendall Schmidt:He’s not the best dancer but damn if he can’t move his hips and do those pelvic thrusts like he’s been doing it all his life, and his voice isn’t the conventional “boy band” voice but fuck can he sing. Once he locks those bright green eyes with yours and flashes you that mischievous smirk that shows off those fucking dimples, that’s all it would take.
Logan Henderson: He’s awkward as hell when he dances but somehow manages to make it look sexy as fuck, and he has this accent that has your heart melting at how Southern he is, and his voice is raspy and light at the same time. This jackass knows all it would take is a flirtatious wink and a big, dimpled grin and you’d be naked before he could say, “Hey there cutie pie.”
In short, get the fuck out while you still can. They’ll ruin every expectation you’ve ever had in a man.
-coming from a 22 year old woman
Carlos Pena Jr.: He moves his hips like he’s getting paid, and that raspy, smooth voice of his will have your panties dropping before you know it.
James Maslow: He’s prettier than you are, just accept it. He’s got the face of an angel and the body of Adonis, and although he may seem totally humble and adorable in interviews and things, he’s just as big of an ass as the rest of them. His voice is perfection in audio form, and he can belt it like Whitney. He wouldn’t even have to ask.
Kendall Schmidt:He’s not the best dancer but damn if he can’t move his hips and do those pelvic thrusts like he’s been doing it all his life, and his voice isn’t the conventional “boy band” voice but fuck can he sing. Once he locks those bright green eyes with yours and flashes you that mischievous smirk that shows off those fucking dimples, that’s all it would take.
Logan Henderson: He’s awkward as hell when he dances but somehow manages to make it look sexy as fuck, and he has this accent that has your heart melting at how Southern he is, and his voice is raspy and light at the same time. This jackass knows all it would take is a flirtatious wink and a big, dimpled grin and you’d be naked before he could say, “Hey there cutie pie.”
In short, get the fuck out while you still can. They’ll ruin every expectation you’ve ever had in a man.
-coming from a 22 year old woman
by MayITouchYourFox June 15, 2012
The act of standing up too quickly, forcing a feeling of lightheadedness followed by a pyroclastic flow of shit in your shorts. This term is commonly referred to as a BTR.
"I was in my office when I had a BIG TIME RUSH!",
"When the verdict was passed I experienced a Big Time Rush.",
"When I was late for work I had a Big Time Rush.",
"While working the front counter at McDonald's I suffered a Big Time Rush.",
"I've been diagnosed with BTR."
"When the verdict was passed I experienced a Big Time Rush.",
"When I was late for work I had a Big Time Rush.",
"While working the front counter at McDonald's I suffered a Big Time Rush.",
"I've been diagnosed with BTR."
by Sketch Oregano MkMannis December 25, 2012
They are the best boyband, they treat their fabs amazing, they have a lot of talent and amazing songs. They deserve the world yet people did not appreciate them enough.
by rusher123 April 21, 2021
Ever heard of Big Time Rush?
Yeah, basically they're just Jonas brothers wanna-be's, which is a horrible thing to be anyways..
Yeah, basically they're just Jonas brothers wanna-be's, which is a horrible thing to be anyways..
by abcdefghijklmnop4586900 November 2, 2010
An good show, if you actually took the time to WATCH IT. I mean, sure I miss 'Hey Arnold', 'Roco's Modern Life' and all the other good old shows, but I think it's time to accept that Nickelodean has developed into something new, more mainstream.Oh and by the way, I hate all the other shows on Nick besides Spongebob, esp. iCarly. Anyway, It's a good show about 4 boys who are hockey players from Minnesota, and they finally get a chance to form a band and hopefully become famous. I think it has a good message and I love the songs, even though they might be a bit gay. I thought it was going to be a retarded show too, I'm going to be honest. Everytime I saw the commericial I was so annoyed, but then I watched it with my little sister and I like it. (Cartoon Network still owns though.)
Jim: Did you see that new gay show on Nick "Big Time Rush"??? I miss the old shows.....
Jon: No, I don't spend my time watching kid shows so I can post a bad definition about them on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: Uhh..... I don't do that.....
Jon: Yeah grow. up Jim.
Jon: No, I don't spend my time watching kid shows so I can post a bad definition about them on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: Uhh..... I don't do that.....
Jon: Yeah grow. up Jim.
by Airren February 11, 2010
Terrible TV show that is based off the band but is in no way the actual truth on what the band does. Thus making it more shitty than it already is. The band itself makes terrible music that sounds good the first time you listen to it, but after listening to it the second time, becomes annoying and irritating, making you want to destroy your ears or commmit suicide. Basically loved by today's generation of girls that get their panties soaking wet after listening to these types of shitty boy bands. See Shit.
Girl: Omg Big Time Rush is so fucking amazing!!
*SLAPS*
Boy: BITCH, THAT SHOW AND BAND IS EXACTLY WHY OUR GENERATION SUCKS.
*SLAPS*
Boy: BITCH, THAT SHOW AND BAND IS EXACTLY WHY OUR GENERATION SUCKS.
by TheTruthPoster July 23, 2012