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Bidoof’s Law 

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.
“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”
Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019
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Bidoof's Law 

A joyless idiot, usually in their teens, on the Internet who likes to assert their stupid, controversial opinions in a toughguy style. When you check their profile you see that they are a shameless hentai addict.
The Bidoof's Law is quickly triggering every single dudebro on Twitter.

His blog is riddled with hentai of girls with dicks and trans slurs. I guess Bidoof's Law strikes again!
Bidoof's Law by b-ba September 21, 2019

Bidoof's Law Ditto 

Also known as "Bidoof's ditto"
When a virtue signaler tries to win arguments against others by shaming them them for being sexually open with his followers about their favorite porn, hentai or cartoon porn material, but in reality he is actually more of a porn addict or have even more obscure/dark fetishes than the person being criticized, very often through a side account or a burner account.
The origin of this definition is the fact the original Bidoof's law post user was caught with a secondary account sharing a bunch of scatological porn, something on the highest positions of dark fetishes.
Guy 1: "Of course the guy defending that opinion would have it's Timeline full of hentai teens! Coomer! Bidoof's Law strikes again lmao"
Guy 2: "Bro, you are criticizing healthy adults discussing porn, but you have a side account in you bio, following a bunch of scat and diaper porn artists. You are just a Bidoof's Law Ditto"
Bidoof's Law Ditto by Kev-Ab August 23, 2022

Reverse Bidoof's law 

The comedy of seeing a porn comment, checking the commenters profile, and seeing their terrible political beliefs
BillOklahomaPatriot63 constantly comments on the posts of Trans porn stars, while posting about Trump and conspiracy theories. Reverse Bidoof's law strikes again
Reverse Bidoof's law by BogBaloene February 7, 2021
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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