Bidoof’s Law

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.

“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”

Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019

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Bidoof's Law

A joyless idiot, usually in their teens, on the Internet who likes to assert their stupid, controversial opinions in a toughguy style. When you check their profile you see that they are a shameless hentai addict.

The Bidoof's Law is quickly triggering every single dudebro on Twitter.

His blog is riddled with hentai of girls with dicks and trans slurs. I guess Bidoof's Law strikes again!

Bidoof's Law by b-ba September 21, 2019

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Bidoof's Law Ditto

Also known as "Bidoof's ditto"
When a virtue signaler tries to win arguments against others by shaming them them for being sexually open with his followers about their favorite porn, hentai or cartoon porn material, but in reality he is actually more of a porn addict or have even more obscure/dark fetishes than the person being criticized, very often through a side account or a burner account.
The origin of this definition is the fact the original Bidoof's law post user was caught with a secondary account sharing a bunch of scatological porn, something on the highest positions of dark fetishes.

Guy 1: "Of course the guy defending that opinion would have it's Timeline full of hentai teens! Coomer! Bidoof's Law strikes again lmao"
Guy 2: "Bro, you are criticizing healthy adults discussing porn, but you have a side account in you bio, following a bunch of scat and diaper porn artists. You are just a Bidoof's Law Ditto"

Bidoof's Law Ditto by Kev-Ab August 23, 2022

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Reverse Bidoof's law

The comedy of seeing a porn comment, checking the commenters profile, and seeing their terrible political beliefs

BillOklahomaPatriot63 constantly comments on the posts of Trans porn stars, while posting about Trump and conspiracy theories. Reverse Bidoof's law strikes again

Reverse Bidoof's law by BogBaloene February 7, 2021

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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