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Bicycle Built For Pew 

This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.
And you’ll smell sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for pew.

bicycle story 

When some kid is riding his bicycle and he really has to take a dump and he cant wait till he gets home so he craps his pants while riding the bike.
when a kid craps on himself while riding a bike. Thats the Bicycle Story
bicycle story by Gohanssj22 February 5, 2010

Bicycle Butt

An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.
Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.
Bicycle Butt by EightBall April 21, 2014

Cock on a bicycle stick 

An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."

"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."

"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
Cock on a bicycle stick by coabs February 12, 2012

Town bicycle 

slang for a hoe, implying that she/he gets rode a lot.
Guy 1: Hey looks, here comes Sarah: the town bicycle

Guy 2: Why is she called "the town bicycle".

Guy 1: Because everyone gets a ride.
Town bicycle by Thotcrusader May 25, 2018

bicycle institute 

NOUN - An organizational body comprised of bicycles used primarily as a derogatory term by Shane McElwrath when some one does not like his beer and he realized he has a small wiener. No one really knows the true meaning of this insult. Just go to Dystopian State Brewery and ask what it means
Spit that back in your boyfriend's mouth you piece of shit. Come on man. Say something. I'll fuck your shit up. Come on bicycle Institute.
bicycle institute by Pickle Turd January 3, 2018
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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