If you marry someone that really is your equal, neither of you has one, but that doesn't seem to sit well with most females. Better isn't equal.
Married males are told all the time they have a better half. Not everybody agrees with that viewpoint, but if they want to go along with it just to be with someone, that's their business.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'