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every girl's best friend 

Either a diamond, a faggot, or a dildo.

every girl's best friend 

1) A guy who is so nice to every girl he knows that before he knows it, everyone is past the "Friend" threshold and thus impossible to date due to the "I don't want to mess up what we have" argument.

2) A dildo.

every girl's best friend 

every girl's best friend is someone who is there for you inspite of the negative things you do and say to them. Someone who will laugh and cry with you in the mist of their problems. Someone who will give you their last even if they need it.
If you are angry with your friend and use against them information that only you know and you still remain friends, that's a best friend.
every girl's best friend by Angela February 26, 2004

every girl's best friend 

1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one
Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026