Best Abs 

Inspired by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of Jersey Shore. He has the best abs in the business and is always taking care of business.

Best Abs means you send out the guy or gal who can get the "situation" taken care of quickly and effectively.

The person with the Best Abs is the go-to person, sometimes on the front line, sometimes a wingman.

We've got to close this deal or we will get fired, let's send out Tom, he has the Best Abs.

Those girls over there are cute. We can have Mike talk to them, he has the Best Abs and then he can introduce us.

Best Abs by buddy33 November 21, 2010

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi 

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.

"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018