Bert sexual

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The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert

Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual

Bert sexual by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022

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Bertsexuality

You’re absolutely smitten for Mary Poppins

Bertsexuality is the best sexual orientation

Bertsexuality by Zapping78 April 18, 2023

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bentsexual

A person that is bentsexual looks the opposite gender, acts gay but is straight.

he is bentsexual

bentsexual by AnyFluffyBunny February 21, 2018

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bertisexual

bertisexual is when you are attracted to somebody who is defined as berti but his real name is not berti. infact we are all in love with berti even berti himself, therefore we are all bertisexual

hi
hi
i'm bertisexual
omg samee

bertisexual by bertiseksualja October 7, 2021

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Bertsexual

Being sexually attracted to Bert Carlos Gonzales III and wanting to marry him and have his babies

Hey Fred I’m bertsexual how about yourself?

Bertsexual by Edumar lover69420 June 4, 2023

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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