bertisexual is when you are attracted to somebody who is defined as berti but his real name is not berti. infact we are all in love with berti even berti himself, therefore we are all bertisexual

hi
hi
i'm bertisexual
omg samee

bertisexual by bertiseksualja October 7, 2021

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Bertsexual

Being sexually attracted to Bert Carlos Gonzales III and wanting to marry him and have his babies

Hey Fred I’m bertsexual how about yourself?

Bertsexual by Edumar lover69420 June 4, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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