A last name that by definition is so awesome that it is ridiculous.
Verb: The act of being awesome, by natural occurrence or through effort. Sometimes this can backfire, because true Berzoning requires talent and skill, only possessed by 1% of the population (within the continental US, that is). To live up to to such proverbial awesomeness is nearly impossible. Through spending extensive time with one Berzon, mere awesomeness can be closely achieved.
"I'm Berzoning right now, I'm on top of the world!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.