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Berean

People that live in the mountains of Kentucky with no money usually known as broke. Closest place to civilization is brushy forks, thats because even animals are more more civilized than the students. Their usual daily routine consists of begging for 3 dollars an hour and then proceeding to eat food coming straight from the sewer. Legend has it, trump will win 2024 elections and Bereans will self destruct.
ayyo, wanna grab some food?
nah bruh, rememba we berean essay
by Bigvlad January 15, 2022
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Berean Brownies

Brownies with weed mixed in the batter. A kid brought the weed brownies to Berean (a private conservative high school), gave them to the sheltered children, watched them get high, and then got suspended. We now honor his memory with this title of his delicious dessert.
Hey did you hear that kid got suspended for those Berean Brownies he brought?
by weed4me October 17, 2008
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Berean Christian School

Berean Christian School is a private K-12 school in Knoxville, TN. Berean is your typical private school in many ways: all students are required to wear those ugly uncomfortable uniforms and there are many rules. No gum. No PDA. No untucked shirts (seriously).

Other than the rules and uniforms and whatnot, Berean is unlike any other private (or public) school. Because the high school has little over 100 students, it’s a family. The lunchroom (yes, lunchroom, there’s no cafeteria) is home to two refrigerators, one for the boys' lunches and one for the girls'. Gender segregation, you say? Believe me, it's for good reason. The ladies' fridge is clean and bright...while the guys' is moldy and smells like death.

Each Monday morning the entire high school gathers for family council, a time for everyone to share announcements and, occasionally, sort through the lost-and-found bin and return all the unclaimed items to their mortified owners.

Daily life at Berean is completely unpredictable. One day, your Spanish class will be pulling pranks on the teacher (hiding behind the door and, upon her entrance, pelting her with plastic vegetables!) or competing in "review games" (running around the building chanting world capitals) or playing hide-and-go-seek in calculus. Luckily, all (or most) of the teachers are very laid-back, and while they demand good work they also enjoy a good joke or two. In fact, most students will tell you that the community at Berean is what makes it worthwhile.
Berean Christian School Student #1: "Oh no, I forgot to wear a belt today!"
Berean Christian School Student #2: "Best go grab one out of the lost-and-found before a teacher gives you a detention!"

Berean Christian School Student: "Oh man, I have so much homework today!"
Public School Student: "Me too man. I have to write some papers and stuff. What do you have to do?"
Berean Christian School Student: "I have to write some papers and stuff, film a 30 minute movie about the constitution, memorize a whole book of the Bible, and sew a giant stuffed mole for my chemistry class!"
by An Awesome Berean Alum May 16, 2010
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berkant

berkant is the king of all kings. People named Berkant are so handsome that you have to use sunglasses when you are around them. Berkant is a guy who has beautiful wavy hair and his eyes are so beautiful that you fall in love with him when you look into his eyes. Also, Berkants are not playboys because Berkants only have a girl who is wifey material
her: Can you be my Berkant?
berkant: sorry, I‘m taken
by aGuyCalledThomas February 27, 2021
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Berenger

A boy whose level of epicness cannot be described by today's words. As a result 'berenger' is also used as an adjective in many languages to describe the awsomest kind of awesomeness.

Often compared to a bear because he is cuddly, soft and gentle and because he will also rip your head off in a jiffy if you annoy him too much. His famous grumpiness has recently been studied by a team of scientists from several nations and was proved to be a misunderstanding of his desire to stay humble despite his overwhelming greatness and wisdom. A link with cravings for pizza was also discovered but could not be explained.
Wannabe popular kid: Look everyone I'm so berenger!
by ber508 October 4, 2015
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Breanna

One of the best people you can meet. Completely awesome, but can be very shy at times. Beautiful on a level on her own, but doesn't realize it. She cares about her friends and will do a lot of things to make them happy. Is very passionate and can talk to you for hours on end if something Intrests her. Over all just one of the most amazing people in the world.
Dude breanna is so amazing, she's beautiful, smart, funny, and best of all, she's my best friend in the whole world. I hope I never lose her.
by Sammy aka batman December 9, 2016
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