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Ligue 1 Uber Eats 

The French top division of football (what's a soccer?) where every season, its been farmed by PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) of the likes of Neymar (diver) (no longer Pessi) and Mpaypal, whom bottles in European football outside of France.
Twitter user Troll Football:"What is the biggest farmer league in football?" Real Madrid fan:"Its the Ligue 1 Uber Eats leauge, mpaypal loves farming it along with Messi and Neymar!"
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a son of God, made a little lower than angels
behold, limuel
limuel by Kate December 23, 2003
something people spam in a certain discord server
Killjoy: ligue
Everyone else: ligue
Ligue by LSB-Sandbar March 5, 2021
A french football/soccer league which is a farmers league since PSG wins it everytime. Also AS Monaco, a club out of Monaco plays there too since there aren't enough clubs in Monaco for a football league there. The football league was founded in 1932.
Timmy: You want to watch Ligue 1?
Jimmy: No, why do I wanna watch a farmers league?
Ligue 1 by F1nnley May 28, 2023
A beautiful girl who is friendly to all. Liyu has currly black hair. She has an amazing heart. Liyu has a huge brain. Liyu is also someone who loves Starbucks.
She is such a Liyu.
liyu by Liyu_lover May 8, 2018
A girl who knows how to make a boy feel special, but she does it too well. You'll think she's a goodie two shoes but you find out she's not as good as you think she is. She seems like a happy go lucky girl but she's really emotionally unstable. Not to mention the girl is pretty as hell. If you date a Liyu beware, there are two types to the reaction of to every boy finding him attractive. She'll either prove she's loyal, or break all amounts of trust. You'll fall fast and when she leaves you'll get stuck on her. She'll move on but you won't for a while. Maybe if you're lucky you'll be the final guy.
Person 1: whose that?
Person 2: that's liyu
Person 1: I never heard that name before lmfao
Liyu by Fuckherbro June 20, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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