Nuckle dragging silverback that plays for English Premier League club Portsmouth. Has red eyes and the whitest teeth ever seen on a human. This is an illusion caused by the contrast with his skin which is blacker than a jews heart. He also has an affinity for scoring that is always overshadowed by the gayest celebration ever to "grace" a football pitch. He points to every person in the crowd that he would like to orally please(not many women there yet the pointing continues).
Benjani should lay off the crack so he can stop missing penalties! That kyke twat really gets on my tits!
by Uncle acht acht December 25, 2007
Get the benjanimug. The act where one partner (male) lays on their back with their legs over their head while the other partner (Also male) rubs a mix of mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and ketchup on the partner who is on their backs penis. After this the person with the mixture n their penis uses a flesh light to ejaculate. After this action the other partner will rub the mixture onto a hotdog and put it in their anus. Once the partner with the hotdog in their anus ejaculates both partners then will poop on each other and play around with it.
by TommyIs_Stinky01 September 22, 2025
Get the Benjani Stylemug.