Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.
Guy 1) Want to see my dick?
Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?
Guy 1) There you go :D
Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!
Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?
Guy 1) There you go :D
Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!
by BCWFYB April 13, 2010
by steven thackwray September 28, 2006
gayest shit ever created. Made by a monk in a cave in the 12th century when the titanic crashed. If you know anyone or any place with Benedict in their name it is most likely a headquarters for terrorists . If you are anywhere near a place named St Benedicts it is a headquarters for a group of terrorists named the Akbars who recently wiped out all of Turkey and Germany
by Terrorist 123 March 28, 2019
Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.
His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!
by SherlockHolmesObsession January 10, 2017
a benedicts man simply put is a guy who will take your gyal from you. let's say for instance you and yuh smally walking in southpark and you spot a benedicts man you need to turn around immediately and hope and pray yuh gyal ass flat cause partnerman dais it dey for you. you either single or getting horn take wuh i telling yuh. on the bright side ladies benedicts man is like a big chocolate cookie. so if you tryna hold down a benedicts man be prepared for swarms of smallies fantasizing and tackling on the regular. P.S. learn to suck song dick cause if you can't somebody else will cause benedicts men wetlike water .
fella 1:sniff sniff; boy this benedicts man see me and my gyal in southpark yesterday boy
fella 2: yuh turn round one time right?
fella 1: no boy and the man huff me boy dawg boy. me and dahh gyal together 10 months now i still virgin. dah benedicts man meet she for 10 minutes (sniff sniff )and he get the beat. i going and heng myself or get a transfer yes
fella 2: yuh turn round one time right?
fella 1: no boy and the man huff me boy dawg boy. me and dahh gyal together 10 months now i still virgin. dah benedicts man meet she for 10 minutes (sniff sniff )and he get the beat. i going and heng myself or get a transfer yes
by benedicts best hoe August 20, 2017
When you "pull a Benedict Arnold", you sell out your side and join the stronger side of a situation out of fear, not honor.
Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.
Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.
by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008
A newly coined and already very popular nickname for the Trumpster, born of the 2019 impeachment inquiry.
Well you know, back in the old days when we were smart about these things, someone like Benedict Donald would be dealt with very differently!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019