two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. March 20, 2008

turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. March 19, 2008

jobbing

Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.

"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."

by David P. March 20, 2008

front head

Slang term for "penis".

Originally coined by faux Arabian, rap/rock act Group X in their song "Idioth".

"She sucked my front head, brother."

by David P. January 24, 2008

slurp off

Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."

by David P. March 24, 2008

addickt

Addicted to penis.

Can't be verbally differed from "addict"; however when written there's an obvious difference.

"What a whore! She's a addickt."

by David P. March 19, 2008

D.S.

Initialism for "dick suck".

Fellatio.

"I got me a 'D.S.' from that skanky chick from down the street."

by David P. January 24, 2008