Ben Marshall

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A fat midget with some retarded personality. Hated by most and has no friends.

I met Ben Marshall yesterday, he wore two watches because he's so obese he lives in two different time zones.

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ben marshall

Ben Marshall is someone who does nothing more than smoke weed and deal M-Kat every day. He's a swaglord at heart and has killed before just for a slice of cold pizza.

Person 1: Oh there's Ben Marshall!
Person 2: Don't go near him, he might stab you!

ben marshall by BanterKing987 October 8, 2014

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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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