Ben Gordon 

Starting shooting guard for the Chicago Bulls. An excellent shooter with some very nice finishing abilities. A scoring machine when he's on, and pretty clutch too. Prone to careless turnovers and silly fouls. Sometimes, because of his lack of height, has problems defending and rebounding.

"Keep Ben Gordon in mind..."

"Ben Gordon's got that feeling..."
-Johnny "Red" Kerr

Ben Gordon by Rfederer8 May 28, 2007

Ben Gordon 

A selfish but good-when-he's-on basketball player on the Chicago Bulls. He sometimes does really good, but its hard not to be the leading scorer when you take 99% of the shots.

person 1: wow, ben gordon is doing really good!
person 2: not really
person 1: why not?! he has 26 points in the fourth quarter alone!!
person 2: yeah, but the bulls are losing 26-103, cuz he dont pass to nobody and he shot airballs for the first three quarters

Ben Gordon by RIPbigproof April 28, 2006

Ben Gordon 

To have a massive camera

Holy fuck that guy has a Ben Gordon

Ben Gordon by Lovehandlepeepeehead December 7, 2018

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment 

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008