Ben Affleck

Matt Damon's bitch.
Has a thing for chicks named "Jennifer".

1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?

by Arrieth January 31, 2008

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One who begins saying their lines while another is attempting to deliver their's.

"this one will take you further down the...."

"WHOA!"

(off script) "Now who's the Ben Affleck?"

by MstrFantastic October 08, 2011

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Used to describe someone with a chin that resembles an ass crack.

What do you think of Lisa?
She's cute but she has a Ben Affleck

by Manbearpig48e January 25, 2015

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When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.

I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?

by MASTERBLASTER69 December 27, 2005

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1. v. tr. To physically abuse a bystander or stranger in a an extremely violent fashion, often without an explicit reason.

2. v. tr. To break and enter into a stranger's home and mercilessly beat the shit out of him or her; typically concludes with a gunshot to each knee. As in the movie The Town.

1. I need to let off some steam; I think I'm going to Ben Affleck some poor bastard tonight.

by Apophilius October 14, 2011

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