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Bellport High School 

A shitty ass school in a mad broke town the best teacher there definitely mr bux and ms Smith can go shove a flamingo up her ass and ms roach head like judge Judy
Bellport High School sucks complete ass cheeks can’t even go on field trips
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Bellport High School 

1. A struggling high school in eastern Suffolk County. It has a poor administration with the leadership of Bob Chakar and Dr. LaFever. Apparently the source of qualifed administrators is in Upstate New York.

2. Built in the 1960s, in response to a fire that severely damaged what is now the current middle school. Has had civil unrest in the early 1970s from race riots held in the school and student walkouts in response to the oppressive administration at the time.

3. A school well-known for Football, Vollyball, Track, Cross Country, and Basketball.

4. A school that for a while was improving its academic performance.
I graduated from Bellpor High School, now I can succeed.

Bellport High School 

Division II school with a Division III population.

It has a backwoods feel to the school, being in Brookhaven, but that's just a veneer, most of the people here are self centered snobs.

This school is too dangerous to go to, with all the tax evaders, fraud and people extorting you constantly.

This school killed relationships with my family, relationships with people from college, close friends, acquaintances.

The school has a sleazebag culture of people constantly cheating on each other, people constantly harassing people with slander, it's like the trashy parts of Jersey mixed with the rapey-ness of New York's amish country. If they ever made Eyes Wide Shut 2 it would take place at this school, the people there are really that terrible.
The Gilgo Beach Serial killer was the architect of Bellport High School, when asked about the constant drinking around the time the bodies were found the students replied he had money and that they liked the stairwell.
Bellport High School by allofmynot January 22, 2024
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