bellend

1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin

In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"

by Cristiano Ronaldo July 8, 2006

bellend

1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.

That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.

by whitetrash jim August 18, 2008

bellend

the head of a man's penis.

don't be such a bell end

by quenam March 19, 2003

bellender

a silly billy, and nob head, a fool, prankster

your such a bellender

by 80's Muff July 25, 2003

bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.

"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"

by john john john June 22, 2006

bellend

unit of measurement.

the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.

by giraffeheart March 12, 2012

bellending

Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.

"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"

by senordug March 3, 2015