swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.
by Crocky April 23, 2004
by hazbroboi69420 September 11, 2018
Slang for a the nob of a penis. A bellend is usually just a complete fuckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as fuck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, DGK hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of shit sndroid speaker will go.
by NZ October 3, 2014
by See you at the Crossroads February 28, 2008
Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories
by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004
Normally used in England it's an insult to idiots and fools
Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"
Sean"yeh why"
Peter"she gave me a headbut"
Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"
Peter"pls don't give her an idea"
Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"
Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again
Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"
Sean"yeh why"
Peter"she gave me a headbut"
Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"
Peter"pls don't give her an idea"
Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"
Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again
by Uwillneverknow March 1, 2017