Oh Belgium

A galacticly frowned upon word, it is used when no other word can describe the cincumstance in which on is in. Coincidently it is also the name of a country on hte entirely insignificant planet Earth. The word "Belgium" is often used by people such as Zaphod Beeblebrox, former galactic president, in many situations.

"Man your hanging of the edge of that bottomless pit again and this time i don't think i can really be bothered to help."

"Oh Belgium man! Belgium! Belgium! Belgium! Help me you zarking zark! Holy Zarquon singing fish."

"Hang on a second, what does "Holy Zarquon singing fish" mean?"

"I really don't want to go into it right now thanks"

by Nathan D February 8, 2008

Belgium Brick

When a girl is giving you head, take a brick and bash her across the head with it.

JOE - "Mark, I just gave this ho the Belgium Brick."
MARK- "Awesome!"

by Wolfpoc August 13, 2006

BELGIUM BREAKFAST

The act of cracking a raw egg and pouring it into a womens vagina , then sticking your penis ( sausage) in there and scrambling it up , in return making a belgium breakfast.

Oh em gee johnny, that belgium breakfast was so messy last night , but oh so good.

by dildo llama! February 7, 2006

Belgium blowhole

When a guy jizzes in a girls ass in doggstyle position then she has explosive diarrhea covering the guy in shit and jizz

I heard Jake got nailed by a Belgium blowhole last night.

by assybitch August 22, 2019

Belgium Midget

In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...

Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!

Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?

Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...

by misty mae September 22, 2012

Belgium Helicopter

(n.) When a woman sits on a mans erected penis, and swirls her ass around like a helicopter with his bone inserted in her poop chute.

Damn that Belgium Helicopter was good last night, but it left my dick all sore and bruised.

by bexposito November 18, 2005

Belgium Surprise

When you insert your flacid (limp) penis into a females vagina and then get an erection and proceed with intercourse.

Girl: "What the fuck are you doing! Ughhh get awa... Oh oh baby that's nice."

JustinBryant: "Oh yea baby, you just experienced a Belgium surprise."

by Jbizz34 September 22, 2009