Befriend

(V.)
1. To become friends with someone.
2. To use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous harm upon a target in order to prove the validity of your belief system.

1. Befriending someone is easy.
2. Becoming friends with Nanoha goes like this. Fight her, and she'll befriend you. IF she doesn't kill you first

Befriend by Anhilliator1 August 20, 2017

Beartender 

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.

"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."

Beartender by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night 

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.

Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night by GNSGNY December 22, 2018

public defriender 

public defriender (noun): an individual who frequently and/or openly discusses removing people from their friends list in a self-righteous and attention-seeking manner.

"deleting some ppl from my fb who longer serve dey purpose. #realtalk"

"GODDDD why is she such a public defriender?!!"

public defriender by qaballer April 29, 2013

befriend

(v.) To become friends with someone.

You can either befriend me or judge me.

befriend by Jeffro January 19, 2006

Befriend

1.To make a friend
2.To beat the crap out of someone. Oriignates from the anime seris "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha", where the titular protaginst makes sevreal friends by beating out of them.

She befriended the crap out of them

Befriend by Keyan Farlander October 20, 2008

barfriender 

A bartender friend. The bartender you would go to for all of your drinks or go to for advice and conversation.

I'm going to the club to see my barfriender. He/She always takes care of my drinks.

barfriender by EricaMJ March 29, 2008