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beetle skin 

A term used to describe a condom in one of the northern states, more specifically New Hampshire and perhaps a few surrounding states.
"I hate using gas station bathrooms"

"Why?"

"Because I always have to stare at the huge selection of Beetle skins on the wall on top of the urinal"

"I always get the one that glows!"

"You're gross"
beetle skin by Marktim sibmaker October 31, 2007

beetle snoit 

A absolute madman driven by drugs to accomplish one thing, RAPE.
"Dawg Dan is a beetle snoit"
beetle snoit by ItsLunnatic June 15, 2023

Scarab Beetle 

My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).
72 offsuit and you get a full house!?!?! You fucking Scarab beetle bastard!!!!

Stag Beetle 

A post-coitus move in which the male wraps grabs his female, picks her up, and throws her off the bed. As this move is naturally performed high in the tree tops, it is best if used when sexual encounters are performed on the top bunk, or on a raised platform- possibly even a dais.
Ma' I'm sorry to call you under such conditions, but Im headin' to prison. I stag beetled my fiance yesterday. Who knew, she didn't have an exo-skeleton?
Stag Beetle by JustJonny01 April 19, 2011

Stag beetle 

A beetle with the most amazing and powerful pincers ever seen on an insect, capable of breaking fingers, they are armoured, shiny, black and if you mess with them you will end up pinchy meat.
Skreeeeeeeeeee!!!

Also known as a Pinchy Skree
Stag beetle by Cleany May 14, 2004

Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.
Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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