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Beeting my tofu
{
beating the bishop
}{
beating your meat
} {(
choking the chicken
} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.
"I was
beeting my tofu
last night to some good ass
cuckold
adult content
"
by
The Black Plague
January 23, 2019
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Beeting my tofu
mug.
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