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Beer Job 

when a human of the female gender chugs as many beers as she can before barfing and just fills her mouth with one last beer and procedes in normal blowjob procedure with her mouth full of beer, when the blow job has sucked all the beer out of her mouth she refreshes herself with one last mouth full of beer as the male procedes to ejaculate into the beer filled mouth, once the semen is mixed with the beer, the woman turns on hard rock, head bangs to shake up the beer/semen mixture and then pours it into a cup and the couple shares a creamy beer shake.
Tank-top tan Nascar fans having sex.
Beer Job by Animal Chin April 17, 2004
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beer job 

One who gets sexual pleasure by sticking his penis in a beer bottle. See "Biswanger"
I knew candians were weird but sharing beer and cumming in it is nasty!
beer job by ccb March 19, 2003

Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.
Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.
Beer Jobby by Uzzy September 9, 2006
Similar to a blowjob. The woman fills her mouth with cold beer and places the cock deep into her mouth and sucks whilst swallowing giving both the man and woman erotic sensation
Woman: Do you wanna beerjob?
Man: Hell yes.
slurp, slurp, slurp. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Beerjob by Anddi April 3, 2007

beerjob part deux

A beercan in the ass while getting a blowjob.
Man my butt hurts from that beerjob part deux I got last night.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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