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Beer Job 

when a human of the female gender chugs as many beers as she can before barfing and just fills her mouth with one last beer and procedes in normal blowjob procedure with her mouth full of beer, when the blow job has sucked all the beer out of her mouth she refreshes herself with one last mouth full of beer as the male procedes to ejaculate into the beer filled mouth, once the semen is mixed with the beer, the woman turns on hard rock, head bangs to shake up the beer/semen mixture and then pours it into a cup and the couple shares a creamy beer shake.
Tank-top tan Nascar fans having sex.
Beer Job by Animal Chin April 17, 2004
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beer job 

One who gets sexual pleasure by sticking his penis in a beer bottle. See "Biswanger"
I knew candians were weird but sharing beer and cumming in it is nasty!
beer job by ccb March 19, 2003
is basically a small, quick job you do casually—either on your own or unofficially at work—just to earn a little extra cash to grab yourself and your friends a beer.
The bin men used to enjoy doing a little beer job on the side so they could earn a bit of cash to treat themselves to a drink, but the rules changed and it became a sackable offence.
Beer Job by Jamie BM September 16, 2026

Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.
Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.
Beer Jobby by Uzzy September 9, 2006
Similar to a blowjob. The woman fills her mouth with cold beer and places the cock deep into her mouth and sucks whilst swallowing giving both the man and woman erotic sensation
Woman: Do you wanna beerjob?
Man: Hell yes.
slurp, slurp, slurp. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Beerjob by Anddi April 3, 2007

beerjob part deux

A beercan in the ass while getting a blowjob.
Man my butt hurts from that beerjob part deux I got last night.
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