beer farts

the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart

jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!

by z man March 10, 2005

beer farts

Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.

They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.

Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.

John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"

What's that smell? Beer farts.

Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"

by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007

ta-kwee-dough beer farts

caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.

Go outside if your going to have ta-kwee-dough beer farts!

by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006

beerfart

A beer powered blast of gas from under the ass!

Her rank ass pussy let out a smell like beerfart.(noun)

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Beerdarts

Beerdarts is a simple game played one on one or in teams of 2. Each player is seated and aims for the can of beer on the ground beside (or in between) his or her opponent. If the can is pierced you must shotgun to the level where the hole was made. A second hit is a dead can, must be finished before the players next turn and is a point for the throwing team. Point systems may vary, but 3 is usually the winning point. Other variations may be made to the game at your discretion, however these are the base elements of a leisurely competitive game of beerdarts.

gonna go play some beerdarts on the roof today!

by Jim Callahan July 1, 2010