One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.
Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?
by Cheff Mcclure February 20, 2011
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A person who drinks 4 beers and becomes sick and throws up from the alcohol
"man chris how much have you had?!?"
"four beers dude (barf)"
"AWWW man chris stop being such a 4-Beer Queer"
by Daniel Baird December 14, 2007
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a term used to describe a person who becomes drunk or intoxicated after consuming a seemingly small amount of alcohol.
Person 1: Nancy only drank four beers and just fell down the stairs because she is so hammered!!

Person 2: WOW! She hardly had anything to drink tonight! What a four beer queer!
by Maskedbaron56 May 11, 2006
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Joe passed out in the shower after 2 beers, what a 2-Beer Queer! lightweight, rookie, funny, beer, alcohol
by Jpizzy October 3, 2011
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one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater
Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.
by tom March 9, 2003
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1.someone who is drunk off of or pretends to be drunk off of, consuming very few beers.
1. that lightweight only drank 3 beers, and he is allready passed out. What a three beer queer.
by Jamm627 April 12, 2006
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A lightweight who's standards are dramatically reduced after only two beers
"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"
by yeahnah24 March 24, 2017
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