Two Beer Queer 

An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer

Two Beer Queer by Evbrez January 19, 2007

two beer queer 

One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.

Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.

two beer queer by RediOrNot May 15, 2005

Two Beer Queer 

One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.

Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?

Two Beer Queer by Cheff Mcclure March 6, 2011

two beer queer 

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

two beer queer by tom March 8, 2003

Two Beer Queer 

DEVLIN has two beers and is rolling on the floor laughing in his own shit

Devlin is such a two beer queer

Two Beer Queer by Harry Ballz November 4, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019