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two beer queer 

Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.
two beer queer by RediOrNot May 15, 2005

Two Beer Queer 

One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.
Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?

two beer queer 

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater
Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.
two beer queer by tom March 8, 2003

Two Beer Queer 

DEVLIN has two beers and is rolling on the floor laughing in his own shit
Two Beer Queer by Harry Ballz November 4, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026