beefiel 

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis

John: “Oh yeah I gave her a beefiel last night”
Adam: “haha nice one”

beefiel by anonymous January 23, 2024

Justin Berfield

A young American actor best known for his character as "Reese" on the tv show Malcolm in the Middle.

"I watched Malcolm in the Middle today and Justin Berfield's character, Reese did the funniest thing!"

Justin Berfield by cutie143 April 1, 2007

Beefie the Cow 

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

Beefie the Cow by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

Belfielded 

A state of drunkness, basically paraletic, usually follows form excessive drinking. The word formed from nort-hwest england, in a town called Lowton.

Yeah, i had a quiet one last night, with a few crates, some absinthe and two bottles of vodka, i was belfielded!

Belfielded by dan jones of lowton May 11, 2008

Beefvelope 

A vagina with excessive beef flaps that envelope the penis during coitus.

That poon of hers is a beefvelope. Very meaty.

Her love box beefveloped my engorged fuck knob.

Beefvelope by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

benfield school 

school in walkergate thats made entirely of probably styrofoam where they feed you soggy flapjack and pizza which has more grease than the entire population of america.

benfield contains the finest specimens of gremlins, chavs and roadmen where everyone listens to drill music, shitty mc or some other crap genre and defo sings keisha becky for eternity. the majority of these things only play cod, fifa or pubg and think they're proper hard for it. on top of that, if you havent watched 'eastenders' or 'love island' you're practically invalid at this shithole because everyone watches them two.

this species in particular survives on the following: super noodles, turkey dinosaurs, cheap chips, heinz beans, mcdonalds chicken nuggets, kfc. they also think this it the absolute peak of gourmet cheffery.

finally, the best part about benfield is theres at least 6 pedophile teachers

person1: am goin' to benfield school now fook yea
person2: isnt 'at the radgie place in walkah wich smells like weed twenny four seven?
person1: i dunnah but is pritty good so far

benfield school by wuulfy October 18, 2020

toby belfield 

a ginger person who lives at banno window lane house number 69 is not a simp and doesnt have rights cause well..... ginger

hes such a toby belfield

toby belfield by slickcannon March 29, 2022