Yo dude, I can't hang out today, I gotta drive my chick to the doc's office because I beef taco'd her last night and now she's got a UTI.
by Tinga Poblana November 19, 2010
by zombiefood October 15, 2009
The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman
Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory
by Doogrim March 01, 2009
When one shits with ass cheeks clamped tightly together so it prevents shit from smoothly coming out. This results with the shit being extruded out the sides of the crack.
by ELdunno February 24, 2009
The sexual act of taking a shit inside a vagina.
X: Want a Beef Taco?
Y: Yea, like I'm ganna fall for that one
X: Want a Beef Taco?
Y: Yea, like I'm ganna fall for that one
by Pain E. December 10, 2010
When a girl and a guy put their ass cheeks together and both shit. Then the girl eats the guy's asshole out. Approximately 17 seconds later, the guy fucks the girl in the asshole. And finally, the girl gives the guy a blow job to clean up his dick.
by MysteriousChris February 08, 2009
A sophomoric euphimism for the visible parts of female genitalia, owing to the resemblance to shaved meat.
"Her roast beef taco smells like fish, ironically."
by bellipotent July 27, 2006