Beef Purse

Noun, slang - The female genitalia.

Also: A purse in which beef products are carried.

EG1: "Wow, man, Kuniva's mother has a really loose beef purse!"

EG2: "Darn it! We're out of steaks, and the big barbecue is tonight! We don't have time to run to the store!" "Don't worry Jan, I have some steaks in my beef purse!"

by F.P. Bear December 20, 2008

Roast Beef Purse

The description of a females vagina that has been used to the point that the labia are unrecognizable and take on the form of roast beef. Considered to be one step beyond a ham wallet.It is possible however to have a ham wallet hidden within a roast beef purse... More commonly found in prostitutes.

"Damn, I nailed this 40 year old lady last night and she had a gnarly roast beef purse!"

by Michael Lee McDonald January 8, 2009

Pure beef bayonet

Penis

I'm gonna put my pure beef bayonet into your fuzz box.

by Brownie2345 November 7, 2010