BED AND BREAKFAST
bed and breakfast is Squatting over someone , preferably when they sleep and taking a turd on their chest. When they wake up they have breakfast in bed.
BED AND BREAKFAST by turd burgalers smell September 26, 2008
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Bed and Breakfast
Having a Sandman Sprinkle at night and a Wake and Bake in the morning.
Smoking marijuana at night and getting very high before going to sleep then waking up the next day and smoking more weed and getting very high before getting out of bed.
Smoking marijuana at night and getting very high before going to sleep then waking up the next day and smoking more weed and getting very high before getting out of bed.
Bed and Breakfast by The Usual Stranger June 10, 2009
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Bed and Breakfast Special
A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Bed and Breakfast Special by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
iowa bed and breakfast
A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.
Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast.
iowa bed and breakfast by Mrs. JD May 23, 2016
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