Beckham (UK only)

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The "Anna Kournikova" of Soccer.

Man! teenage girls are bigger fans of Beckham than the people who actually follow the sport!

Beckham (UK only) by scrEEmur November 29, 2003

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Beckham (UK only)

a ponce that cries if accidents happen and he can't get an apology

football, the boss in a rage over a lost game kicks a loose football boot, this hits the said Beckham on the noggin, he cries and demands an apology or he walks (and takes his ball with him)

Beckham (UK only) by mickturate February 19, 2003

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Beckham (UK only)

Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid

Beckham (UK only) by Anonymous September 27, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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