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Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.
"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

beautius maximus 

a really nice ass.

the kind of ass that makes your pants tighter.
James: dude i just saw a woman with a beautius maximus
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass

beautimous maximus 

beautimous maximus by SDAWGgG August 5, 2010

Beautious Maximus 

Compound of Beautiful and Gluteus Maximus. aka: a great ass.
Dude, check out that beautious maximus! It's the best one I've seen all day!