Beaucoup Family
Any family large enough to form a basketball team, in any combination of just children and parent, or just children (including adult and minor children). Or;
A family of at least 5 children, including a baby mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.
A family of at least 5 children, including a baby mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.
Hey, that kid Mark from Bio class knocked up that ho bag Stacy, and she’s already saying she’s gonna have the kid. Mark has more kids in his beaucoup family than any of the actual fathers in our class.
I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know, people are going to think we’re from the ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the ghetto!”
I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know, people are going to think we’re from the ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the ghetto!”
Beaucoup Family by Perpetua Style March 20, 2023
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