Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy Share definition Flag Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it. I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom. Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy by Saints March 11, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch