Beasty Broner

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A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.

The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.

"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast

"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast

Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"

Beasty Broner by Project Halifax January 3, 2014

Words you can keep

Beauty Shop Boner

The guy in the hair salon who has a boner while a girl messes with his hair.

At the hair salon:
Lady 1: OMG! That guy has a boner
Lady 2: OMG! LOL! Looks like a beauty shop boner! *snaps picture*
*Guy awkwardly covers his crotch*

Beauty Shop Boner by Stinkweed March 15, 2013

Related Words

Beasty Broner • beast-pro-boner • Beauty Shop Boner • beasty • beasty boy • beasty reacts • beasty_dev • beasty ass • Beasty Bastardo • Beasty Bill

beast-pro-boner

exceptionally awesome,
combination of 3 already well-used slang words

you stole a traffic cone? that's totally beast-pro-boner

beast-pro-boner by asdf+9874253 November 30, 2010

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026