Beasty Broner

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A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.

The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.

"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast

"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast

Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"

Beasty Broner by Project Halifax January 3, 2014

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Beauty Shop Boner

The guy in the hair salon who has a boner while a girl messes with his hair.

At the hair salon:
Lady 1: OMG! That guy has a boner
Lady 2: OMG! LOL! Looks like a beauty shop boner! *snaps picture*
*Guy awkwardly covers his crotch*

Beauty Shop Boner by Stinkweed March 15, 2013

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beast-pro-boner

exceptionally awesome,
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you stole a traffic cone? that's totally beast-pro-boner

beast-pro-boner by asdf+9874253 November 30, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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