Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

Bearded Oyster by Kaji February 28, 2004

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put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

bearded oyster by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

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Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

Bearded Oyster by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017

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Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)

I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!

Bearded-oyster by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

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bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

bearded oysters by LRS April 2, 2004

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