Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 29, 2004

Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 26, 2017

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 02, 2004

Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)

I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!

by Buht Sechs November 03, 2003

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003