Beard Bag 

Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.

Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.

Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.

Beard Bag by MajikalBum January 18, 2011

Polar Bear Bags 

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.

"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"

Polar Bear Bags by ChristieD June 27, 2008

beardbag 

teabagging someone with your beard instead of your nuts.

That manly lumberjack over there probably beardbags his girlfriend all the time!

beardbag by Vlad Diesel February 11, 2019

Bagel Bear 

1. A mythical creature that consumes an inordinate amount of food and Ovaltine.
2. The epitome of awesomeness.
3. A pulchritudinous female who posses bagels for a nose and ears.

That fat ass eats like a bagel bear.

Bagel Bear by branjon April 2, 2008

Bagel Bear Bait 

1. A fucking awesome prank where one smears honey on a friend or acquitance's nipples and cream cheese on thier bely while they sleep.

"Haha dude! Hes totally bagel bear bait now."

Bagel Bear Bait by Hishman January 6, 2008