Anything that you've learnt from Bear Grylls (man vs wild)but you used it in a real urban environment (most likely whilst being drunk)
When you cant get in your mates house after a big night out so you make a nest out of branches on the driveway and make a fire from your mcdonalds bag.
THATS BEAR GRYLLIN-IT!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)