Bear Attack

Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.

Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!

Bear Attack by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

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Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

Bear Attack by Kyle April 10, 2003

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Related Words

Bear Attack • Grizzly Bear Attack • Attacked by a Bear • bear • Bear Trap • Bear Claw • Bear Grylls • bear cat • bear hug • bear paw

Grizzly Bear Attack

After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.

Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!

Joe: What happened last night?

Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home

Grizzly Bear Attack by Jeff & Joe April 5, 2007

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Attacked by a Bear

When a night of overly excessive drinking ends in bodily injury and/or involuntary loss of nutrition or digestive substance. Typically this is considered losing to the attacking Bear.

It must be noted that it is possible to fend off a Bear Attack, however only the most experienced drinkers can walk away unharmed.

This term was coined by Employees wishing to discuss recent events without exposing unethical behaviors. For instance, if we were talking in a different language.

Billy Bob got "attacked by a bear" last night. It followed him around town all night but caught up to him on the highway. Be careful not to brush up against his car.

Attacked by a Bear by V4RIRBL3 February 2, 2006

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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