Bean Boozled

The female equivalent of blue balls. Specifically when you’re just at the edge, but stop for a number of reasons - leaving the female party fully dissatisfied and entirely bean boozled.

“I can’t believe Tommy bean boozled me last night, why can’t the kid last any longer?? I was THIS close”

by Snarky Ptyerodactyl April 03, 2018

bean boozled

you had a joke played on you/your the butt of a joke or something funny happened to someone you yell YOUVE BEEN BEAN BOOZLED

Yo did Sally really pants Sue?
YOUVE BEEN BEAN BOOZLED YOU THOUGHT

Ohh dude you totally got me
Haha

by graceunaa April 08, 2017

Bean boozled

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. Like the jellybeans, when you go down town you don’t know if you’ll end up eating moldy cheese or baby wipes.

When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings, he knew he had been bean boozled.

by DrivingMsCrazy January 12, 2018

Bean boozled

When you vomit over a mysterious candy.

I have been bean boozled

How repulsive

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 13, 2019

Bean boozled

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. When you go downtown you don’t if you’re gonna eat moldy cheese or baby wipes.

When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings. He knew he had been bean boozled.

by DrivingMsCrazy January 12, 2018