Every month on the 16th is "Be Nice To Alexis Day". Every person has to be nice to someone named Alexis for the whole day and must do everything Alexis says.
"Hey, today is june 16th!"
"What's june 16th?"
"It's Be Nice To Alexis Day!"
"Oh wow, let's go and be nice to Alexis now!"
If you know a guy named anwar, you should be really nice to him on the first of December. As a traditional holiday, this day is officially recognized by the EU and therefore all EU-citizens must comply. Being nice includes: doing his laundry, giving him chocolate, cooking dinner for him, bringing him beer, giving him a nice hug, massaging his feet and giving him compliments. Other acts of kindness can be allowed, but only with explicit permission from anwar himself. Note: backhanded compliments that target his hairline are NOT allowed.
Hej jackie, I cant come over today, because it is National be-nice-to-Anwar Day and I am currently massaging his beautiful feet.