The act of breaking laws that have no personal consequence to anyone, such as not paying for tickets on public transport, or crimes that go against a corrupt system, while being LGBTQ+.
Robin hood was the first person to truly encapsulate the phrase be gay do crimes, as he stole from those who were rich at the expense of the poor, a corrupt system.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"