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Bayonle

Bayonle is a cute lady with a great sense of humor, she is a melanin, Bayonle is smart, intelligent and have a great sense of fashion, funny to be with, a great listener ... Everyone loves Bayonle because they are always great company and please Bayonle can speak proper English.

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She loves to act like a Bayonle.
by Dupxin February 6, 2020
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Bayonle

A lovely, cute and affectionate boy who grows up to become a good man with a loving and impeccable character. He’s also known to be seen around girls or women of his age.
Bayonle is very lovely
by Ronellel April 30, 2021
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spanish bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)
I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet"
by extreme jeeper October 14, 2011
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Bayonetta

A single - player video game for PS3 and XBox 360, which gameplay and graphic appearance is comparable to the Devil May Cry series, Dante's Inferno and other Hack & Slay adventures.

Bayonetta is the name of the main character - the witch Bayonetta.
Bayonetta: 'Don't fuck with a witch'.
by Abbadon [IA] July 1, 2011
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bayonette the wounded

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party
Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.
I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.
by megalomaniacal girl December 12, 2008
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Bayonetta

A video game character who is a sexy girl boss lesbian who manipulates men into doing all her stuff. She has sex with multiple women and uses the suffering of men for pleasure
me: “hey have you played that game with the lesbian witch who slays people with her sexiness”
friend: “oh yeah your talking about bayonetta”
by BOOTY_BOUNCE February 23, 2022
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