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Balance sheet 

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about
Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

balance the sheets 

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.
"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

Smite Balance

A thing we haven't seen since 2011,When the game didn't FUCKING EXIST

Let's use some examples...

Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.

Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.

Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.

Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.

This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Smite Balance? The fuck is that...

Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!

Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen

Shady Balance 

It is the balance of shadiness

It's like finding people shady enough to give you alcohol, marijuana, tattoos, piercings... but definitely not STDs

It's having cool friends who like to party hard and they give you presents like vodka and cigarettes for no reason at all except to make you party harder. Then when someone tries to abduct you, they give you aspirin and take you home.

It's all a balance.
Dude, this is one rockin' shady balanced party! Woohoo
Shady Balance by m. garcia November 9, 2005

Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.
By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.

Screen-life balance 

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.
I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.